Tunerisms

My top four corrupted titles to well known tunes. (I could list a fifth and my absolute favourite, but I might get sued.)

1. “Fondle and Blow” (“Bundle and Go”)
2. “Plonking the Wank” (“Walking the Plank”)
3. “King George Versus Army” (“King George V’s Army”)
4. “Thug In The Jail” (“Thug Mi Gaol”)