Harry’s 2015 World Pipe Band Championships Glossary

G is for Gouging Gourmets. I spent 12 quid on a “gourmet” hamburger and “gourmet” Irn Bru. The tiny “gourmet” coffee was £4. Go gourmet yourself.

H is for Hipster beards. Facial hair seemed to be getting lots of big screen time at the Grade 1 circle. Vote for your favourite beard at www.pipebandbeards.com

I is for Inveraray & District. IDPB was one of the crowd favourites, and one of the four bands that played to win it all. Outstanding musical delivery. Incomparably innovative.